Thursday, April 17, 2014

How Much of a Music Snob Are You?

Another annoying survey is making the rounds, so I thought I'd take a moment to rant about it. The premise of the survey is the higher you score on these 100 questions, the more of a snob you therefore are. The problem, though, is only 17 of the listed behaviors qualify as snobbish.

So, here it is. For easy reference, I have color coded the questions. I have also added notes to some of them. :-)

  • Actual snobbish behavior, in my opinion, in which I have not engaged, to the best of my recollection
  • Not at all snobbish things I have done
  • Snobbish behavior of which I am guilty

How Much Of A Music Snob Are You?
Please take a break from alphabetizing your vinyl collection and take this quiz.

Have you ever...

  1. Felt like ranking your favorite music of the year was a necessary thing to do?
    • It's fun!
  2. Skipped over someone on a dating site because they have bad taste in music?
  3. Shamed a younger person for not knowing a musical reference that was before their time?
    • That's just plain rude!
  4. Corrected someone for getting a minor fact about an artist wrong?
  5. Been annoyed when everyone starts liking something you liked a year ago?
    • Lame!
  6. Forced someone to listen to something obscure because you wanted to educate them?
  7. Been dismissive of someone buying a greatest hits album?
  8. Had elaborate rules for the sequencing of mix tapes and CDs?
  9. Been a DJ?
    • Nine years at my college radio station.
  10. Loaded your phone with new songs before a party, just in case?
  11. Been annoyed at someone DJing from an iPod?
  12. Complained about something being overproduced?
    • It's a completely valid criticism of plenty of recordings.
  13. Made a point of telling people that you preferred an artist's earlier work?
    • Some artists just peak early. Some get better with time. Some are consistently good (or terrible).
  14. Insisted that a demo version of a song was better than the finished studio version?
    • It happens.
  15. Insisted that a song (or an artist) is much better live?
    • Some are. Geez.
  16. Insisted that a remix was better than the original version?
  17. Believed that other people are too dumb to get the music you enjoy?
    • That is just rude, not to mention condescending.
  18. Coined a genre name – ___-core, ___-wave, etc?
    • I remember calling Rites of Spring REM-core before the term emo was coined.
  19. Said there's nothing good on the radio?
    • Only at a specific moment in time, not as a generality.
  20. Had your brain shut down upon being asked what kind of music do you like?
  21. Stopped liking an artist because you're embarrassed to be associated with their fans?
    • That is just plain asinine.
  22. Avoided going to see a band in a large venue?
    • Big shows have big prices, plus, I like to get up close.
  23. Left a show because you were annoyed with the crowd?
  24. Been to SXSW?
    • My band was invited to play back in 2006. It was fun, too.
  25. Been to Coachella?
  26. Been to Glastonbury?
    • Connecticut, yes. :-D
  27. Been to a DIY punk show?
  28. Been to an illegal warehouse rave?
  29. Bragged about seeing a band before anyone else knew them?
    • I was the only person in the audience when Dirty Projectors played where I live the first time. I'd never heard of them before, though, and was there for the headliner, who ended up turning in a really dull set.
  30. Worked at an independent record store?
    • A couple, yes.
  31. Worked at an independent record store and made someone feel bad about what they were buying?
    • Rude! I would never have done that.
  32. Had a college radio show?
    • See above Been a DJ?
  33. Had a free jazz phase?
    • I still like it, thank you.
  34. Had a dub phase?
  35. Had a black metal phase?
    • I still like it, thank you.
  36. Had a krautrock phase?
    • I still like it, thank you.
  37. Told someone that you think international pop music is better than American pop music?
  38. Acquired a copy of every single thing a band has ever released? (EVERTHING.)
    • If I really like a band, sure.
  39. Purchased a bootleg?
    • Very few.
  40. Bought an album on import?
    • I started buying imports when I was in middle school. Are we not supposed to buy music if it's not manufactured and distributed in our home country?
  41. Bought an import single?
    • Are we not supposed to buy singles if they're not manufactured and distributed in our home country?
  42. Bought every version of a CD single to get all the b-sides?
    • Begrudgingly, yes.
  43. Ordered from indie mail order catalogs?
    • Of course!
  44. Traveled out of your way to go to a record store?
    • Why not?
  45. Planned an entire vacation around record shopping?
    • Friends and I used to go to New York to go record shopping on Spring Break instead of going to the beach.
  46. Bought high-end headphones?
  47. Bought high-end speakers?
  48. Bought tube-amp speakers?
  49. Actually worried about the quality of your home stereo?
  50. Been anxious about the bitrate of audio files?
  51. Have you ever been mad at someone for ripping an mp3 under 320kbps?
  52. Insisted on listening to lossless audio files like FLAC?
  53. Purchased a FLAC file?
    • If that is the only way it's available, or if the MP3 and FLAC are the same price.
  54. Been actually ANGRY about the loudness war?
  55. Spent hours making sure your entire mp3 library had consistent metadata?
  56. Organized your mp3s by BPM?
    • Why would anyone do that?
  57. Spent hours alphabetizing CDs or LPs?
    • It makes finding stuff much easier when you have a large collection. Duh!
  58. Bought a turntable and vinyl records after 1990?
    • Yes and yes, and replacement styli when mine broke.
  59. Told people that vinyl just sounds better than CDs?
  60. Cared about how many grams a vinyl pressing weighs?
    • The quality of the pressing process matters much more than the weight of the vinyl.
  61. Bought a record you know you might not actually listen to?
  62. Bid on a rare record on eBay?
    • Of course!
  63. Spent more than $20 on a record?
    • Of course!
  64. Spent more than $50 on a record?
    • Very rarely
  65. Spent more than $100 on a record?
  66. Spent more than $500 on a record?
    • I am not made of money!
  67. Purchased a cassette-only indie release?
    • If that is the only format available.
  68. Purchased a limited-edition 7-inch single?
    • Plenty!
  69. Subscribed to multiple streaming services at once?
  70. Saved a hard drive because it had music on it?
  71. Laughed at someone for not being able to identify a sample in a song?
    • Rude!
  72. Accused an artist of selling out?
    • Sometimes, that is a valid criticism. For example, Pantera ditching the glam look when Metallica hit the big time dressed in jeans and t-shirts.
  73. Bristled at a pop song snuck into an otherwise niche DJ set?
  74. Contributed to a zine?
    • Two of them! Live Squid and . . . And Suddenly
  75. Heard of Lester Bangs?
  76. Heard of Gerard Cosloy?
  77. Heard of Nardwuar?
  78. Heard of Robert Christgau?
  79. Heard of John Peel?
    • I hardly see how knowing the name of the most famous radio disc jockey in history is snobbish.
  80. Heard of Ellen Willis?
  81. Been able to name 5 music journalists off the top of your head?
  82. Been able to name more than 10 music journalists off the top of your head?
  83. Bought an issue of The Wire magazine?
  84. Owned a 33 ⅓ book?
  85. Submitted a proposal to write a 33 ⅓ book?
  86. Regularly listened to a show on WFMU?
  87. Shopped at a record fair?
    • Yes, but not much since the dawn of the internet.
  88. Bluffed your way through a conversation about an obscure artist you actually didn't know much about?
  89. Bought a Soul Jazz Records compilation?
  90. Traveled more than five hours to see a show?
    • On a few occasions.
  91. Shamed someone for buying music at a chain store?
    • Why would I do that?
  92. Bought mixtapes on the street?
  93. Shamed someone for wearing a band's t-shirt at the band's concert?
  94. Bought a T-shirt at a show and wore it the next day?
    • Many times.
  95. Planned out the music played at your wedding even if you're totally single?
  96. Had a song or artist ruined for you because you associate it with an ex?
  97. Bought tickets to see a reunion show even though you kinda knew it'd be disappointing?
  98. Remembered parts of your own life based mainly on what you were listening to at the time?
  99. Been emotionally distraught after a favorite band has broken up?
    • Back when I was a couple of teenage girls, I killed myselves when Take That split up.
      I recovered, luckily.
  100. Mourned the death of a favorite musician as though they were someone you actually knew?